Wagatha Christie – Rebekah Vardy VS Coleen Rooney

With the ‘Wagatha Christie’ judgement to be revealed later today, UK bookmakers have made Rebekah Vardy odds on to lose as they rate Vardy’s chances of defeat as short as 1/2, while she’s 6/4 to get one over on her old pal Coleen.

Following questionable explanations for disappearing phones, Vardy’s agent’s device is priced at 500/1 at the bottom of Davy Jones’ locker – that’s not a lower league winger. Meanwhile, it’s 1000/1 to be found in the Bermuda Triangle – still better odds than Leicester’s 2015/16 title win so there’s still hope.

And, with more entertainment value than a Wayne Rooney bicycle kick, the trial is tipped to be made into a movie. EastEnders’ Jessie Wallace (aka Kat Slater) the favourite to play Vardy (6/4), while Mrs Rooney is most likely to be portrayed by Charlie Brooks (2/1).

The husbands to the feuding WAGs – Jamie Vardy and Wayne Rooney – are set to be played by Jamie Borthwick (6/5) and Steve McFadden (6/4) respectively.

Meanwhile, after his reported ex, Rebekah, likened his manhood to a chipolata, Peter Andre may consider a deal to become the new face of the Greggs sausage role (66/1).

A spokesperson commented: “The Wagatha Christie quickly grabbed headlines as the nation is waiting eagerly to find out the verdict today. However, judging by the latest odds, Rebekah’s chances of winning aren’t looking too healthy. So, I guess this time, Jamie Vardy won’t be having a party…

“But as we know, anything is possible…and if Leicester managed to win the Premier league back in 2016, perhaps Rebekah is onto a winner.”

Welcome Back!

Login to your account below

Retrieve your password

Please enter your username or email address to reset your password.